mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true
I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages
they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse
This is officially my favorite piece of art in the whole book.
Titled: Behold the Dragon Warrior
The recent rise in popularity of dragons is funny because half of it is because of Game of Thrones and half of it is because of How To Train Your Dragon so all these dragon posts are going around and you never know which fandom you’re gonna brush shoulders with it’s like walking into a dragon’s lair and not knowing if you’re gonna get this