trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via hi)

hahanerdz:

she will go far in life

(Source: crltter, via sarcastic-snowflake)

(Source: lolgifs.net, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via nikolaaii)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via we-are-the-shining-stars)

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via nikolaaii)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via doughnot)

unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

(Source: dvaefranco, via hi)

truealphasbite:

he is impossible not to love… i mean come on, seriously it’s Dylan O’brien… 

(via flomation)

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via doughnot)