"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
he is impossible not to love… i mean come on, seriously it’s Dylan O’brien…